Lord Leon Hazard, at your service.

Quick info:

• I am a male. I have the dangly bits below the belt.
• I am 21. Blackjack joke. Also drinking.
• I live in Florida. Don’t come here it’s terrible.
• I’M SINGLE LADIES. I MEAN TO SAY THAT I AM AVAILABLE, BUT I’M ALSO SAYING I’M LITERALLY THE HIT SINGLE BY BEYONCE.
• Sometimes I make joke. Sometimes people laugh.

I tend to post a lot of Homestuck, so if you aren’t into that you’re free to leave; take a few cookies on your way out God knows I have no idea what to do with all of these fucking cookies.

I also frequently post Pokemon, video game stuff, and you may occasionally spy some Doctor Who, Community, animals, and other such things.

I have an affinity for swords and knives. Seriously it’s uncanny, the level of fascination I hold for weaponized cutlery.

Sometimes I like to be a doofus. It’s fun you should try it.

Anyway enjoy your stay and please eat some cookies good lord I’m going to drown in endless baked goods if you don’t help by kris kringle’s shriveled penis.