Lord Leon Hazard, at your service.
- I am a male. I have the dangly bits below the belt.
- I am 22.
- I live in Florida. Don’t come here it’s terrible. It’s also literally an Eldritch Location, since being in the state for an extended period of time causes people to exhibit the most peculiar (and often dangerous) behaviors. If you visit, please don’t stay too long, lest you succumb to the state’s inherent madness.
- I’M SINGLE LADIES. I MEAN TO SAY THAT I AM AVAILABLE, BUT I’M ALSO SAYING I’M LITERALLY THE HIT SINGLE BY BEYONCE.
- Sometimes I make jokes. Sometimes people laugh.
I tend to post a lot of Homestuck, as well as Dangan Ronpa and Off things, so if you aren’t into that you’re free to leave; take a few cookies on your way out God knows I have no idea what to do with all of these fucking cookies.
I also frequently post Pokemon, video game stuff, and you may occasionally spy some Doctor Who, Community, animals, and other such things.
I have an affinity for swords and knives. Seriously it’s uncanny, the level of fascination I hold for weaponized cutlery.
Sometimes I like to be a doofus. It’s fun you should try it.
Anyway enjoy your stay and please eat some cookies good lord I’m going to drown in endless baked goods if you don’t help by kris kringle’s shriveled penis.